Just another squeefiend.
If I had time and energy I’d make a CityofHeroesProblems tumblr.
* Having to meet Jim Temblor, Stephanie Peebles, and a million liaisons before you can get a real mission with combat
* Trying to find Council in Steel Canyon before the 5th Column kill them all
* Having to keep going back to Steel Canyon even at level 50 cause it’s the only place with a university AND a consignment house
* Being fucking sick of Matthew Habashy
* Being unable, on loading screens, to keep yourself from using the little blue hand cursor to massage Statesman in interesting places
* Where in the hell is that last glowie
etc. etc. etc.
Dear City of Heroes, why does your Energy Weapon salvage look like a clit vibrator?
And then sometimes I’m playing a City of Heroes mission where the mission is to rescue Dr. Frank N. Scott, and I’m expecting a Rocky Horror homage already… and then, when it gets to the key scene, I realize I’m playing a character named Full Metal Janet, and EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.
View Larger My new City of Heroes character. He’s on Virtue (my faaavorite server) if anyone wants to play ;)
View Larger This is the new character I created on City of Heroes this morning. He is a mastermind who summons ninjas and can heal people with magical pink energy. Just saying.
He’s on Union if any of y’all want to play.
