Just another squeefiend.

  • Jabber_Moose:GUYS. HALP. ALL I CAN THINK OF IS "THIS LOOKS LIKE A PROMO SHOT FROM DANCING WITH THE STARS"
  • Lassiterfics:Cas has danced WITH stars. He was such a primadonna about it, made Aldebaran cry.
  • Tiptoe39:Betelgeuse mopped the floor with him.
  • Lassiterfics:And then there was that SCANDAL where Cas got caught making out with Alpha Centauri in that club! The backlash was ~out of this world~.
  • Tiptoe39:Not to be outdone, Gabriel once tried to date an entire star cluster. Nobody's really sure how that panned out though - it was all very nebulous.
  • Lassiterfics:I hear Gabe calls his penis the Big Bang.
  • Tiptoe39:Yeah, well Cas calls his Halley's Comet. He only comes close once every 75 years, but when he does it's pretty spectacular.